
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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so has seen some pretty gruesome things(usually involving small children drowning in slurry pits or diced by farm machinery) but even he felt queasy after being called out to a small factory one Jan 2nd....What transpired was that the owner of said factory had decided to catch up on some work before the new years holiday after a couple of pints (they were never sure) and had been working on a 1200 horsepower lathe when his baggy overalls got caught- dragging him into the spinning machine at about 1000rpm-
for 3 days
By the time my dad and his team turned up all that was left of him was a yard wide streak of dark red over the floor, walls and ceiling of the workshop, and some shredded remains of overall twisted around the lathe!!
Errr...
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:15, Reply)
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