Had to go meet my sister one day
So on the train changed into some really nasty shiny traccy bottoms, pulled one leg up to my knee.
Put on a really stained t-shirt and a big bobble hat.
Then to top it off I pulled my extra large boxer shorts (pants grey) out of the waistband of my traccies right up to my chest.

Stepped off the train and shouted "Biddy, look they let me travel by myself" in my bestest spacker/mong voice and waving my arms wildly.

She took one look at me turned and ran for her car in the car park.
So I ran after her shouting in mongy terms how pleased I was to see her and could I have some crayons to chew on.
She did eventually let me in the car.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:54, 5 replies)

HAHAHAHAHA!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:24, closed)

i love the planning involved
clicks
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:06, closed)

Brilliant!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:40, closed)

This wins!

(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:41, closed)

Thank you all very much
I do plan evil hings to do to my sister.

Bonus prank (almost forgot this.
Sent her a letter with a Cornish China clay and Cornwall council letterhead.
told her that it had been agreed that they were going to charge her to beautify the claypits or that the china clay people could take the flowers from her garden.

And that as her garden was quite nice they had chosen the latter and made a date to remove her flower beds.

She got so upset she showed the letter to our mum who promptly phoned up westcountry news.

Luckily she called me and asked if it was me mucking about.
Told her it was and she called the news people to say she had been the victim of a prank.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, closed)