Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I wanted a day off workso I rang them up and told them that my girlfriend's dad had just died and said I had to comfort her. Got two days off and a couple later on in the week for the 'funeral'. Bonus. Never told my girlfriend what I'd done, though a couple of months later we broke up. Completely my choice. Honest.
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A mate of mine, when being quite lateposting off something he'd sold on eBay, he gave the excuse that his dad had died. To be fair, he had. Just 8 years previously.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:19,
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