Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Thats just meanI can't bear distractions on the toilet. It just feels wrong to be entering into a conversation whilst voiding one's bowels of faecal matter. (Which on a side note is brown from dead red blood cells apparently).
You are a bad person and the fact you can do such things with impunity is yet another proof, (as if more were necessary), of the non-existence of God.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:26, 1 reply)
I also like to pretend to discover his john thomas through his trousers and frown while I feel the outline of it all "what's this?" and also when I'm waiting for him in the car, I like to pretend I don't know who he is when he gets back in, and insist that he's got in the wrong car and must get out. Then persistently ask where he's taking me and threaten to call the police as we drive off. He generally just ignores me these days. I don't know what that indicates about our relationship.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:57, closed)
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