Left Home For the First Time
My first housemate told me about her recent date rape, the first time I met her.

She was a "Heavy" girl, but my god she could pull men no bother, her technique was to tell them all the shit she'd do to them when they got back to hers. Once she pulled a guy on the Thursday and he stayed until Sunday, pretty much by himself with all our stuff because when she was sober she would barely talk to anyone.

She had an odd fear of eggs, even in their shells, this led to my long running game of hide the eggs, basically you put them anywhere, her bedside locker, the shower or my favorite in the Toilet. Then wait for the screams.

When she moved out there was full body sweat prints of her all over the walls in her room, which she told her parents were from rain.

Oh and she ate Wheatbix in a bowl with peas...
(Lukekull Fuck, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:04, 6 replies)

It's funny
I always wanted to be date raped but in my mind it was always a slutty female college student that would perpetrate the act.

Not as it turned out, the four male chinese cooks in a warehouse basement.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:19, closed)

Weetabix and peas?
That's just sick, that is.
(Capo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23, closed)

I eat my peas with honey
And have always done so. It makes them taste strange but they are quicker to eat.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:47, closed)

I used to know a story about a bloke who did that.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:59, closed)

Curious.
What implement do do employ to achieve this?
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, closed)

my housemate eats buttered wheetabix
i don't know how, cos I was once so hungry I left the house munching on a dry wheetabix and I couldn't open my mouth for about 45 minutes
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:13, closed)