I just don't get itPoor Semiret, he's foreign and has no idea if he "should laugh about the whole 'only playing music when they are out of ice cream' thing or not." There's also a Far Side cartoon that has had him stumped for almost 20 years.
What don't you understand? What have you politely gone along with whilst internally going WTF?
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chthonic, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:09)
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Gay fashion designers....I mean WTF? Gay men telling women what's sexy? They don't want to shag you, so how the buggery would they know what's attractive on a woman. Same goes for hair dressers. Its thanks to these numpties we've had to put up with birds thinking feather boa's are quite enticing, and having no tits is actually really attractive.
Creation Science- I mean, really, they're not that thick surely?
Women- While you line up to pay for your shopping, at least get your purse out of your bag. Its not difficult- you're going to have to do it at some point, why wait until the cashier has told you the amount before searching in the grotty depths of your handbag to find your purse, and then pull out 137 friggin' credit cards before deciding that you'll pay cash. In coins to. the. exact. penny...
Anyone standing at a bar, ordering drinks one at a time. Tell the frigging bartender the whole order in one go- they're not that dense.
Fat people who complain that they should not have to pay for two seats on a plane- look, you're fat, therefore you use more fuel to cart your lardy arse on any journey, which means the price of a ticket goes up. You get a free ride on busses, so should shut your traps- in fact if you did a bit more of that you wouldn't be so bloody fat in the first place. Why should we normal people pay extra for you to indulge yourselves.
Rant over.
(, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 22:49, Reply)
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