Hypocrite
In case I haven't said before here, I'm an Amish Mennonite from Ohio. Now my dear Old Grandfather fell off his cart ferrying some hay into town and had to have his hip replaced. Being Amish however, he doesn't believe in new technology, so had the replacement carved out of a very strong old oak instead of steel or plastic wrought with ungodly technology. After the operation however he was so shocked to find that he had been summoned to court for not paying his hostpital bills! The money worshipping fools at the hospital saw that he didn't have insurance, so instead of asking him to pay upfront (which he could and later did) they just sent the bailiffs round!

It was the biggest hip oak writ I had ever seen!

PS. Gramps is fine now lol!
(Papa Chocolat, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 18:48, 3 replies)

Pssst! Remove the 'lol', your post will be better received without it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 18:53, closed)

oh dear lord...

(not bad really, but please do scrub the lol - convention dictates that's for us to decide)

And wouldn't there be a little hypocrisy in an Amish posting on the interweb?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:44, closed)

yes, it would be hypocricy for an Amish person to post on the interweb
hence a joke is born.

furthermore, why am I not allowed to express my relief at my grandfather's recovery with a hearty 'lol'? a nice little lol never hurt anyone.

Don't tell me what to write you horrific nazi. It was because of people like you that us Amish had to leave our native Germany for obscurity in America. Allah Akbur!
(Papa Chocolat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:39, closed)