H&S officers
are dicks. I actually got reported one day on-site for climbing a ladder. To get to a first storey roof. While wearing a full harness. And arrestors. And ropes. And lanyards. They have no fucking clue about what is actually involved in a normal working environment, but will force their arse-headed approach to all and sundry at their whim.
In the same job, I had an H&S rep moan because I propped a sign against a wall until I could move it. Lacking a risk assessment and and F10 apparently. Honestly - they're just useless cunts.

Also, time and motion assessors. I know, I'll stand doing fuck-all, watch you do your job, then postulate at length to you about how you could do it better.

Very good. I don't tell you how to stick your finger up your arse and be as much use as a cock-flavoured lolly, so don't tell me how to do my job.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, Reply)