Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Christian pervertI was told this story by a very well-known Christian preacher at a religious festival thing.
He'd got in a lift with his assistant and stood at the back, facing forward as one normally does. His assistant whispered to him that he'd noticed his flies were undone so now would be a good time to do them up.
However, the lift was fairly full and there was a woman wearing a long floaty scarf standing directly in front of the preacher. As he tried to do his flies up, the scarf got caught. The lift then stopped, and the woman started to walk out.
So he grabbed her and said 'wait a minute, I've got to do this'. Whereupon she turned round and was greeted with the site of an internationally renowned Christian preacher struggling to get his zip undone. Class.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:33, Reply)
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