Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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School PervWe used to have music class, and this paticular week we were learning how to play the drums. We were all sitting in a circle around the drum kit watching this girl I used to date (it ended badly) play the drums surprisingly well. Due to my postion in the circle, and her legs being apart due to the drum playing, I had full view up her skirt. Being a good boy, i didnt look, but it didnt stop her from telling the class wanker that i was "looking up her skirt". He then proceeded to give me a beating infront of everyone for "being a perv".
(, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 15:47, Reply)
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