I hate her
with a completely irrational passion, so much so I have to leave the room when the ads come on.

Still she can pull a car out of her pussy, which is impressive
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:26, 1 reply)

tis a tribute
to her character that such passions can be aroused.

and one more chance for moi.
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:30, closed)

take her
far far away
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:31, closed)