Foxy Knoxy
Without a doubt or hesitation.

Oh...and Elasti-Girl from The Incredibles....
(raysin, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:58, 7 replies)

but
she's not actually *that* foxy. You wouldn't kick her out of bed if she farted, but then you wouldn't crawl over Kylie to get to her, either.
(rogerzilla, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:17, closed)

The attraction is the potential mentalism.
The immediate gratification is the thought of wild sex; but in the long run she is likely to stab your nan and nick your car.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:56, closed)

Spot on.
And you'd be spicing it with, "Oi, Foxy, love. Your mum's a slag. The carving knife's in the kitchen drawer. Let's dance, you Seattle-based, weepy lank-haired fluent-in-Italian bampot.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:59, closed)

Exactly
Just imagine how cock hungry she'll be.

4 years with just Italian Law For Dummies.

*slopes off to Sky News*
(raysin, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:49, closed)

thanks
That was awesome
(OTT, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:07, closed)

I think she might show you her slit..
If asked nicely.
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:00, closed)

And if you don't ask nicely
she'll give you a slit of your own.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 2:29, closed)