I'd let Gary slide his lubed-up furry erection right up my arse and I'm as straight as an arrow.
Come on guys, we all know it's true but don't openly admit it. It's Gary Barlow. Guys? Are you with me? Guys?

guys?


( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:04, 2 replies)

to be fair
his cum face must be more attractive than his normal face
(flyme, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:12, closed)

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:25, closed)

Well give him a proper shave
And he would resemble some of the more *Ahem* butch sapphists I've seen on pride marches
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:28, closed)

I for one don't think he and Robbie Williams are a secret item.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:32, closed)

Well, Robbie Williams is definitely a straight man, so he would of course be wanting Gary's love length

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:44, closed)

Barlow Wilmot
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:17, closed)

Oooh, while he was doing his hilarious Norman Wisdom impression?
I like your style
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:18, closed)