At a bus stop a few months ago
Across the road is a poster for The film The Chronicles of Riddick', it looks similar to this:
www.thechroniclesofriddick.com/

Old man at stop starts talking to me:

Man: excuse me, what does that say?
Me: it says 'Riddick', it's a film
Man: is it about tennis?
Me: no, you're thinking of Roddick
Man: but he's holding a racket and ball
Me: no thats a sythe, the handle looks like a ball
Man: a what?
Me: a sythe, a curved knife
Man: why would he be holding a knife?
Me: well I suppose to kill people
Man: no, that's definately a tennis racket

I left it there, really couldn't be bothered to argue any more
(Scary, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 12:38, Reply)