Southerners......
When coming back from my honeymoon in Mexico some years back I was coming up to passport control where we had to stand in one of two rows 'EU Nationals' and 'Non EU Nationals'. Standing in the EU Nationals queue I heard a woman behind me turn to her husband and say, 'Which queue should we be in?'. 'I'm not sure' he replies. Quite loudly and in the poshest accent I have ever heard she suddenly blurts 'We must be in the Non EU queue, we can't be EU we're British.'

She then stormed to the back of the other queue which appeared to consist mainly of Africans in some form of national dress.
(Troncmaster, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 17:15, Reply)