All from the same Roommate.
Him: "They installed Unreal Tournament on my PS2 memory card"
(Five minuites later)
Him: "Dammit, that guy in the shop lied to me!"

Him: "Who's that actor?"
Me: "Ken Dodd" (sarcastically)
Him: "No, he's the London mayor isn't he?"

"America's been blown up!" (on 9/11)

He's said other (and probably better) things, I will post as I remember them
(BarneyBob, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 20:59, Reply)