Ah, stupidity.
Classmate: "Can one still have sex while using contraceptions?"


The best one was still this American tourist I met in Ireland on holiday.

Me: "I'm from Switzerland."
Lady: "Oh gee, you don't look like it. Can you ski?"
Me: "Err, yes..."
Lady: "Do you like chocolate and cheese?"
Me: "... it depends on what cheese, but yes."
Lady: "Yes, you're Swiss."
Me: "..."
Lady: "It must've been fun riding the plane over to Ireland!"
Me: "Eerrr. ?! Well, I guess."
Lady: "What do you speak over there? Switz?"
Me: "No, we have four official languages, German, French, Italian and Romansh.

Lady: "Ô, but you don't have electricity over there, do you?"


I could've died laughing.
(Crazycookie, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 13:33, Reply)