xmas in dover
My sister:
"they have jesus in america? WOW"
"does israel exist?"
(getting confused between samuel l jackson and wesley snipes:)
Her:"in blade II, did shaft play blade?"
Me:"no, snipes played blade"
Her:"so who did shaft play?"
Me:"samuel l jackson played shaft"
Her:"so who's blade?"
Me:"blade is snipes. jackson is shaft"
Her:"wait let me get this straight - snipes doesn't exist"
Me:"no shaft doesn't exist"
Her:"but you said jackson played him!"
Me:"shut up"
Her:"ok"
Me:>spang<
(5ifty0, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 17:51, Reply)