Yes, I spent ages developing the character of "complete fucking spastic".
I lived in Kentish Town at the time and I based him on this sad fuck I used to see hanging around on those benches outside the tube station with long hair and a paedo 'tache. He was always sniffing around the local crack whores but most of them wouldn't give him the time of day because he was a deadbeat loser with no money. I heard that he eventually got one of them so wasted that she let him fuck her once, but after that he moved away, probably to some complete shithole.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:53, 1 reply)

Oh this is frightfully good.
You really are top notch at this stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:11, closed)

It passes the time while I sit on my balcony
Sipping orange juice and munching on a croissant
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:18, closed)