Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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friends do know bestA couple of times I should have listened to the instructions of mates to stay away from some bird, but when pissed who knows best?
Not me thats for sure, took about 6 months to escape one of them and that was after breaking the cardinal rule of never ever ever sleep with a housemate, at the beginning of term then having to put up with the dozy cow for the rest of the year.
Oh and done the one about not opening a radiator cap especially after a 950 fiesta was doing over 100 on the M6, face looked like freddie kruger for about a month afterwards and can still taste the shitty radiator water ten years later.
Don't run with your hands in your pockets said my parents when I was about 6, fine but my hands were cold and the inevitable trip led to a cracked skull, still I've never done that one since!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:36, Reply)
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