Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Damn you Microsoft!I got bored one day and decided to get my xbox modded. I had a mate who knew all about this type of stuff, so he helped me get it done. The guy who did it for me made a complete bollocks of it so I thought I'd open it up and have a look myself.
I unplugged the power supply so I wouldn't get electrocuted, however, on the side of the PSU there was a warning that read something along the lines of "RISK OF ELECTIC SHOCK EVEN WHEN NOT CONNECTED TO THE MAINS"
I thought that couldn't possibly be true and it was just put there to deter people from dickin' around inside. But sure enough, within a few minutes of poking and prodding I got a massive electric shock right up both of my arms. I stood up and screamed "BOLLOCKS" at the top of my voice, almost causing my mates gran (in the other room) to have a heart attack. I haven't been back to his house since that day and something tells me I won't be going back any time soon.
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 17:39, Reply)
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