I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Jezza on BRMB radioJezza (Now Jeremy Kyle), hosted a show on BRMB radio in Birmingham, where all the freaks would phone up with life problems. (Much worse than on his TV show). One such odd chappy phoned up to get some advice immediately after what sounded like an horrific, but hilarious accident.
After having a shower, he dons a dressing gown and comes out of the bathroom. Starts playing with his (or his son's) Scalextric. As he squats over the track, his testicles dangle onto the live rail, and combined with his still-wet-from-shower condition, frys the shit out of his bollocks. From what I can remember, he phoned minutes after doing it, and reported back all evening on the worsening condition, with other fellow Brummies offering advice.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:17, Reply)
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