I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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trapped cockwhen I was about nine, I went to the toilets of my school and whilst not being too careful, I managed to catch my cock in the zip of my pants
now this wouldn't have been as bad but it was still completely out of my pants whilst I was zipping up, so I had to sit outside of the headmistress's office with my cock hanging out of my pants whilst everyone walked past laughing
the headmistress managed to free me quite easily so it saved a trip to a & e, thankfully
imagine that on your a & e, record, trapped cock
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 21:35,
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