I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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i hurt my bollardsone of the first times i went out drinking round town with my mate.
We were in the middle of town deciding where to go next and i suggested a pub, and knew a shortcut down an alley. so i ran down it leaving my friend behind to catch me up.
my mate follows and finds me on the floor in agony, and attempts to ask what i've done through his fits of drunken laughter.
a bollard painted black. at night time. in a dark alley. exactly crotch high.
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 14:32,
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