I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Just the other day...I was out playing football on Sunday, and someone takes a shot on goal. Cue me catching it an inch or two above my nether regions.
Two minutes later, another shot on goal. This time I was turned 90 degrees, and it bounced right off my hip.
I should have taken the hint, and in the second half took another shot to the crotch, thankfully not full force. Stung for a moment -- but if i was an inch taller I'm sure I'd have doubled over. Played on a bit more even though I was in a bit of pain. No one wants to get sent off like that.
"Hope you're ok tomorrow morning!" my teammates wished.
"It could have been much worse if it wasn't for my enormous cock!"
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 15:53,
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