I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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A vasectomy is much safer and easier surgery than female sterilisation and has one tenth of the failure rate (1 in 2000 vs 1 in 200)Other popular options like the pill or condoms tend to have failure rates of around 1 in one to two hundred per year and I'm sure you can see why plenty of people in stable relationships who have completed their families would want to avoid having to worry about further unwanted pregnancies.
So, if having read this you decide you would like to have your bollocks snipped off I'd be happy to do it for you privately with a pair of secateurs for 50 quid.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:08,
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