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I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 3:38, Reply)

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we've all wanked ourselves blind over Keeley Hawes, mate

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Keeley PHWOARS more like, eh lads? Eh?

(dribble, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:18, Reply)

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Vorderman's a PAWG mate, Hawes just has a big ass

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