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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Here is one I wrote 10 years or so ago
which would have been more suited to the 70s/80s. And as a homophonic pun works better said out loud.

I went to the library the other day and asked if they had any books on the famous French submariner and film maker Jacques Cousteau.

The assistant said "I don't know. Have you tried looking under C?"
(, Fri 3 May 2024, 23:27, 2 replies, latest was 7 months ago)
Could this joke be any la mer

(, Sun 5 May 2024, 6:41, Reply)
eau dear.

(, Mon 6 May 2024, 7:27, Reply)

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