Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A local car dealersIn Stockton, often has Porsche, Ferraris, Maseratis, TVR etc up for sale and we often stop for a gawp.
Driving past a few years ago noticed they had a couple of hand-made British sportscars on display on the forecourt - so thought we'd have a look.
We're peering in through the windows like you do when a rather attractive, well-endowed young lady comes out of the showroom.
"Can I be of any assistance?" she asks
"Nah, it's OK" says my mate - "we're just admiring your beautiful Bristols"
I don't remember her reaction but my mate turned redder than a baboons arse and we left somewhat quicker than we arrived.
Funnily enough I've never seen any Bristols on the forecourt since.
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