Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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One that immediately springs to mind......happened a few days ago on the checkout line. A female customer was unfamiliar with how to use her payment card and took the message "PIN OK" to mean "Pull your card out now before it's finished". After politely instructing her not to pull it out prematurely, she said without missing a beat, "No, that's the man's job isn't it?" I have never been so swiftly and completely pwned in all my days.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:38, Reply)
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