Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My RingIm not usually the one to say thing that can be taken out of context, but a years ago i was sat around the dinner table with my family, when i look up and say to my mum "do you think i can get my ring enlarged, its getting a bit tight"
my sister promptly fell off her chair in fit of total hysterics, me on the other hand was confused as to what was so funny.
she still brings it up every now and then.
no appologise for length, the width is where its at.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:16, Reply)
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