Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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the security department loved meI was working at a Best Buy a few years ago and managed to set off the entire Loss Prevention department with one accidental statement. Me: female, 18 years old, big boobs, long red hair, tight blue Best Buy polo. Loss Prevention dept: entirely male, entirely aged 20 to 24 and single, all my good friends with a lot of flirtation on the side.
I walked up to the security station, into the middle of a department-wide conversation regarding gum vs. candy. My horrified brain saw it coming but couldn't put on the brakes fast enough as my mouth proudly proclaims, "I don't see the point of putting anything in my mouth if I can't swallow it."
Oooooooh yeah, the LP guys loved me. >.<
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 19:02, Reply)
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