Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Reasonablyobscure but well-meaning conductor rehearsing 'The Planets' Suite by Holst with the Philharmonia orchestra, around 10 years ago.
After working fairly intensively he asked the orchestra cheerily and very innocently if he could have a look at the hairy bits in Uranus.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 19:04, Reply)
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