Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not really innuendo. Racism at it's worst, but I paid for itI was at a bike rally, the organisers had a tug of war competition, being of large stature (pleasantly portly) it was requested of me, that I be the anchor man (you know the big one at the back with the rope wrapped several times around him) We took up the slack and the gun was fired. The rope became as tight as the grip a Scotsman would make on a wayward two bob (10p in new money). After much straining,double ruptures,hernias,and stalemate I thought what can I say to move things along a bit? (after all my beer was warming up and time was getting on) So I said (and I am not proud,and it was not clever) COME ON YOU FUCKERS PULL IT LIKE YOU'RE PULLING A NIGGER OF YER SISTER. At that several of my chums fell down with laughter and I was catapulted over the bushes and landed in a pile of steaming cowshit....
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:25, 2 replies)
LOLZ racismYou twat
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:25, closed)
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