Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Playing swingball..with a friend of mine with little to no judgement of force. A few swings in I've nearly been hit in the face twice by the wayward bastard. I loudly proclaim:
'If this comes in my face again I'll 'ave you!'
Oops. Two for one though, bargain.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:26, 1 reply)
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