Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Just last SundayMy own mother, while discussing her old plastic garden furniture enquired about my new table and chairs, innocently asking "Have you got wood?"
After a few uncomfortable moments spent trying not to laugh I had to confirm that not only did I have wood but that it was also big and brown
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Tagnut loves pies, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:36,
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