Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
(
chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
« Go Back
Sexy Balls and Childrens TVMy 3 year old daughter burst in to the living room saying she wanted "Sexy Balls". The discussion ended with us still convinced she was asking for Sexy Balls, until we nervously asked her to show us what she meant.
We went through everything on CBeebies until we heard her say "That's it!" and started watching "64 Zoo Lane"... as she began singing "Sexy Balls, Sexy Balls, Sexy Balls, Zoo Lane!"
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 7:19, Reply)
« Go Back