Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I nearly forgot about this one...My sister and I were having dinner in some gastro-pub one night when a couple came and sat at the table opposite us. When the waiter came over to take their order they made it very clear that the wife of the couple was a vegetarian and anything that touched her plate could not have touched an animal, etc, etc, blah, blah... When their order arrived much fussing was made by both of them by lifting the lid on her hamburger and poking the contents and then tasting it and I could see that they were not convinced it was a meat free substitute. They called the waiter over and as much as he protested it had never seen an animal in its life, the husband got increasingly irate and, at the top of his voice in a packed restaurant shouted 'I demand the manager come out and look at my wife's burger'.....
They nearly had to take me and my sister out of there in an ambulance... The waiter looked like his was going to burst his shite containing his laughter and the manager wasn't much better...
Happy days!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:12, 2 replies)
Fnarr!I think I am turning into Finbarr Saunders....
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:30, closed)
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