Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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ambitionOn another note this kid was priceless, one of my parting pieces of advice to him as I left the school, for sunnier climes was as follows:
Me: Sean, you have great potential, you'll either end up a millionaire or in prison.
Sean: Funny you should say that sir, but I always wanted to do some big bank jobs, maybe I'll end up doing both.
It will be a pleasure to "visit" him in the future.
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