Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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whilst walking through an idyllic park scene on a sundaywe were discussing how to dispose of a dead body (i don't know why). i was campaigning for the 'best thing to do is feed them to pigs' road, a la the movie snatch. my companions returned a blank look so i said, rather loudly,
'look, we've all seen snatch, haven't we ladies?'
pause.
fucksocks.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 23:04, 2 replies)
I have an ex who loved that moviepurely for the title. When we went to see it at the theatre I didn't think he'd be able to buy tickets because he was laughing too hard to ask the ticket lady for them.
Ace story btw.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 4:57,
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i have to admitthe title makes me giggle. especially when discussing it with grandparents, respected members of the community etc etc.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:54, closed)
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