Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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At Long last... my first post... but it's true, nonetheless.
Returning to my home town of Redruth to get drunk with my former schoolmates (there's sod all else to do there) I wandered into my old local. There behind the bar was a pint sized firecraker of a young barmaid. All of five feet tall but a real raven-haired beauty. Smiley, friendly and a cute little face that's just begging to be spaffed over.
Gazing in awe upon seeing me, she asked
'My God, how tall are you?'
'Six foot seven' I answered (cos I am)
Her next line makes me smile to this day
'Wow! could you give me seven inches?'
I grinned like a skinned badger, my mates nudged each other whooping 'wha-hay', and the barmaid turned bright red and ran away. Bless.
I won't apologise for length, cos it really is that long.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:25, 1 reply)
lulzme being also one of the tall kind have had the allmighty phrase wow your a foot longer than me "
I just nodded with a cheesy grin.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:40, closed)
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