InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Big Fat Curly BallI was walking up Northumberland Street in Newcastle in a little world of my own when I accidentally accepted a couple flyers for a crap club that I would never go to. I did the obvious thing and shoved them into the hands of the next stupid student flyerer up the street. I got about 3 paces and heard him shout "FUCK OFF YOU BIG FAT CURLY BALL" after me.
In fairness, it's actually a fairly accurate description, which made it all the funnier. Over a couple of pints with a mate later on I decided to get a t-shirt made with BIG FAT CURLY BALL on the front, and BOUNCE ME TO FIND OUT on the back.
I've still got it somewhere.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 0:25, Reply)
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