InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Mom-related non-insultsMy friends and I often get into your-mom politeness wars. Example:
"Your /mom/ is a charming and gracious woman who bakes delicious pastries and shares them with all the children."
"Well /your/ mom is a vivacious go-getter who's not afraid of a challenge... from my penis."
The generic your-mom reply ("Let's go to the store." "Your mom goes to the store.") is popular to the point of absurdity here. I once told a perfectly innocuous story that ended with something my mom said. A friend's reply: "Your mom.... is my mom."
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 13:13, Reply)
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