InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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A moment of divine inspirationWhen still at High School, me and my mates were walking from the chippy telling random dead baby jokes. You know, what's funnier than a dead baby? BDead baby in a clown suit. Stuff like that. Anyway, my mate Alex starts to tell another joke: 'What's purple and floppy?'I don't know where it came from. It just popped into my head and, before I even registered it, it had formed words in my mouth and left them in the general direction to said mate.
'ALEX'S PENIS!'
Got a punch or 5 for that one. Was well worth it though.
(, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 16:59, Reply)
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