Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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An old lad i work with is rather fond of insults.
Every morning he greets each of us with either "Morning arseholes!" or a cheery "Fuck off wankers!"
If he has a problem with someone, he'll say "I've shit better people than you!" or "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!"
He looks like Fred Dibnah as well, I love working with him.
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 13:52, Reply)
Every morning he greets each of us with either "Morning arseholes!" or a cheery "Fuck off wankers!"
If he has a problem with someone, he'll say "I've shit better people than you!" or "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!"
He looks like Fred Dibnah as well, I love working with him.
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 13:52, Reply)
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