Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Top insult/advice to give small breasted women
You: Would you like to know how to get bigger tits?
Her: Yes.
You: Rub toilet paper up and down in your cleavage.
Her: Does that actually work?
You: Well, it worked for your arse.
Her: *Smack* - usually.
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:50, Reply)
You: Would you like to know how to get bigger tits?
Her: Yes.
You: Rub toilet paper up and down in your cleavage.
Her: Does that actually work?
You: Well, it worked for your arse.
Her: *Smack* - usually.
( , Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:50, Reply)
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