Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Turkish un-PC
I used to have to work with a Turkish guy who sat right behind me. He was nice enough, but I just didn't like him.
One morning my PC was freezing badly and completely unconsiously I shouted "You stupid fucking Turkey Turk!".
He was 2 feet behind me. I didn't turn round and it was never spoken of.
That memory is one of the only things that can make me smile however miserable I am.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:39, Reply)
I used to have to work with a Turkish guy who sat right behind me. He was nice enough, but I just didn't like him.
One morning my PC was freezing badly and completely unconsiously I shouted "You stupid fucking Turkey Turk!".
He was 2 feet behind me. I didn't turn round and it was never spoken of.
That memory is one of the only things that can make me smile however miserable I am.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:39, Reply)
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