Shitting at work / generally being a messy fuck in the toilet
This really REALLY annoys me. Now I'm not saying if you have the squits hold it in, everyone gets caught short but those twats that come into work and take a crap EVERY FUCKING DAY. Everyone has to use those toilets, most of us don't want to stand/sit around in the air thickening stench of arse sweat and the take away you had last night and then decided to brew in your colon for a couple of hours too long. Then you don't even bother to spray the freshner or crack open a window so it heats up to stench levels that literally make people gag (it's currently hovering around the 28deg mark in the office).

Next up...People who piss on the floor...grown men, ones who live with real wives and everything just freely let rip all over the damnned place as if somehow between home and work they have forgotten what a toilet is for. In your own home you can do what you want, but at work if you make a mess FUCKING CLEAN IT UP, no one wants to stand in a puddle of your piss to go to the loo it's just plain lazyness and really REALLY stinks. Combined with the shitters it makes the bogs in my workplace almost unbearable....

Oh one more thing...If you use the toilet FLUSH IT. That is all.
(Bushcricket, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:04, 8 replies)

I've shit in your area.
Man up, you fucking pansy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:07, closed)

Do you get your jollies from sniffing other peoples shit then?
Sounds like you enjoy it, pervert.
(Bushcricket, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:08, closed)

It's a fucking toilet.
People shit in toilets.

MTFU
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:10, closed)

Hmm.
My Dad told me, before my first job, to never shit on my own time if I could help it.

Mind you, I take after him
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:58, closed)

Haha, yes.
I usually time my toilet visits and then work out exactly how much I just earned for having a shit.

But I always flush, scrub the bowl if necessary, and use the air freshener. This makes me even more money.
( 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:57, closed)

A habit
I am making a habit of shitting at work. I even print some reading material on the company printer to take with me to extend the experience.
(Robotnik, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:52, closed)

There's a website somewhere - can't remember the URL - someone will know it
and you type in your hourly rate and hit the Start button before you pop off for a Richard The 3rd. You click on Stop when you return and it tells you how much you earned whilst having a dump.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:17, closed)

ther was a program called 'pootimer' not sure if it's still around or not.

(Kip, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:51, closed)