Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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There is a solutionTwo, in fact.
First, wear a suit, smile at people, and hold a clipboard. It's like parting the red sea.
Second, I don't quite know how it works, but if you walk along either looking straight down or at your phone (i.e. clearly not looking where you're going) all the idiots who couldn't see you before magically notice you and get out of the way. 100% fact.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 18:07, 1 reply)
A variation on #2...... is the thousand-yard stare approach. Just fix your gaze over the heads of everyone else on your destination and keep walking. Don't acknowledge the existence of other people and they will usually get out of your way.
It's a bit of an arsey thing to do though.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:12, closed)
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