What goes around, comes around.
Not really sure if this is Karma, but since when has that stopped anyone from posting a good tale?

When I was about 10, one of the houses that back onto my folk’s place was owned by a local “hard nut” gangster-wannabe type, along with his wife and two kids. Really nasty piece of shit he was.

Every Sunday, he had the same routine, he would drive his prized BMW 5-Series to a pub a few miles away, have nine or ten pints with his “well’ard” cronies, probably glass some poor fucker who looked at his pint funny, then drive home. Once he got home, it would start “MY DINNER’S COLD YOU STUPID BITCH!” *SMACK* “HOW MANY” *SMACK* “TIMES” *SMACK* “HAVE I” *SMACK* “TOLD YOU” *SMACK* and so on. It would then move on to “AND YOU TWO CAN SHUT UP AS WELL!” *SMACK SMACK*.

You could hear this shit through two closed windows and a distance of about two hundred feet. And it would last for hours. His two kids went to my school, but kept having time off with things like “measles”, which they must have got a couple of times a year and “the flu” which caused mysterious swellings around their eyes.

So anyway, lovely guy.

One Sunday, he was down the pub as usual when he spotted a black kid walk past the afore mentioned Beemer. Did I mention he wasn’t exactly fond of the darker-skinned members of society? Well, he wasn’t. He comes flying out of the pub and accuses this kid (who was about 8) of first trying to steal his car, then of keying it. After hurling a bit of racist abuse about, he gives this kid a normally reserved for immediate family members slap and goes back to his drinking and general hardcuntness.

Ten minutes later little black kid arrives back in the pub, still crying, being dragged by his dad, points at knobhead neighbour and says “that’s him”. Guy goes up to big bully boy and says “what the fuck do you think you’re doing hitting my kid”. Bloke, safe in the knowledge that 1) He’s well’ard (in his mind at least) and 2) he’s with 10 of his “crew”, turns to the guy and says “Oh fuck off, you stupid n*****” (radio edit for racism).

Father of crying child sticks the head on the racist, bullying prick, slamming him straight down to the deck. One of the “crew” looks like he might intervene, but is stopped by a look from the now very angry father. This angry bloke then proceeds to paint the pub with the guy who hit his kid. He proper battered him. He actually beat him so badly that he lost an eye and walked with a limp for the rest of his life, since he was pretty much paralysed down one side. All while the guys “crew” stood and watched, shitting themselves in case they caught some of what he was getting.

Funnily enough, we never heard him hit his wife and kids after that, possibly because he couldn’t anymore. He moved out about 9 months later, since he could no longer afford the mortgage and, rumour has it, his wife took the kids and fucked off not long after, since she was no longer scared of him.

You lie down with dogs…
(ScousersPet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:10, 8 replies)

This is what we mean...
I love stories like this.....makes me happy to know the bastards get theirs eventually.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:15, closed)

What comes round.....................
It doesn't matter how hard you think you are, there's always somebody harder.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:25, closed)

What a brilliant tale
bastard got what he deserved. Rarr!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:38, closed)

Joy
What a truly delightful tale :-D
(Pointless as a chavs bathroom, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:22, closed)

Perfect example..
Anyone wants an example of karma...this is it ...end of.
(andycrass loves two hats on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:06, closed)

He got his
Bloody good job too. Good work black kids' dad for dealing out such a hiding.
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:23, closed)

..
should be made into a film...

great story!
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:06, closed)

wannabe's....
I've never had any time for the dickheads who like to make a point of how hard/gangsta they are. Its bad enough when teenage kids act that way (but excusable…its what teenagers are like), but when that behaviour extends into adulthood….its just a bit pathetic.

There's a load of them who drink in my local, always turn up mob-handed and try their best to make their presence known and to be as intimidating as possible.

Catch any one of them on their own and they wouldn't say boo to a goose.
(specialbrew, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:00, closed)